Trump says he would have chosen Usha vance, calling her 'smarter' -

Aaj ka gossip hai full-on spicy, aur wo bhi kisi aur se nahi, purane doston ke beech se! Haan, hum baat kar rahe hain US ke former president, Donald Trump, aur unke current “friend” JD Vance ke beech ki political drama ki! Agar aapne socha ki Trump ka pichla statement bas thoda sa casual tha, toh sochiye dobara.

Trump ne recently kaha, “Agar main JD Vance ko choose karta, toh main uski wife ko hi le leta, yeh ladki toh bahut zyada smart hai!” Aap samajh sakte hain ki yeh baat JD Vance ko kaise feel hui hogi? Matlab, yeh hai woh Trump jo logon ko unke dimag ke hisaab se choose karte hain, aur yeh toh clear hai ki unhone JD ko unki wife ke saamne thoda “chhota” feel kar diya!

Toh yeh jo ‘smarter’ wali wife hai, uska naam hai Usha Vance. Khud JD bhi iss comment se hil gaye, par Trump ki baat ko samajhne mein zyada waqt nahi laga. “Mujhe lagta hai Donald ne bas apna taareef karte hue thoda zyada bola, aur apne intellectual side ko dikhane ka try kiya. Koi baat nahi, abhi JD ki wife ko smartee ka title mil gaya, toh thoda gussa karna bhi mere liye faydemand hai!” JD Vance ne apne Twitter par likha.

Par aapko yeh toh pata hi hoga ki Trump jab bolte hain, tab samajhdari ki doori rakhti hai! Unhone apne masterstroke comment ke baad apne support mein yeh bhi bola, “Look, Usha Vance is the brains of the operation. JD? Well… he’s got the look, and that’s all that matters in politics, right?” Trump ne apne signature confident style mein comment kiya.

Ab baat yeh hai ki JD ne apne doston ko apni wife ke ‘smarter’ hone pe joke marte hue kaha, “Lagta hai yeh comment sirf unke strategy ka hissa hai, jisme unhone mujhse zyada meri wife ko highlight kar diya. Mera image kuch zyada hi basic hai na!”

Trump ne apne ‘legendary’ ability ko bhi samjhaaya tha, “Main agar kisi ko choose karta, toh main dekhne wala tha ki koi aise kaam kare jo mujhe nahi mil sakta. Mera toh yeh maanna hai ki kisi bhi election mein jo ladki achha kaam kare, woh jeet sakti hai.”

Kya yeh statement thoda bitter tha ya phir Trump ke typical charm ka part? Kisi ko samajh nahi aa raha! Bas sabhi ne bas apne popcorn uthaye aur yeh drama dekha.

Par ek baat toh clear hai – JD Vance ke political journey ko Usha Vance ki smartness ki zarurat toh hai. Agar woh smarter hain, toh unki intelligence ko kisi bhi upcoming campaign mein zaroor consider karna chahiye! Trump toh bas apne fashion mein apne opinion de rahe the – one-liner master!

Ab chhupke se yeh bhi kehna hai ki sudden surge of smart women in politics ka trend kabhi kaam ki baat nahi hota! Waise JD, koi baat nahi – apni wife ke smarter hone ka toh apna swag hai! Ab toh JD ko lagta hoga ki apni wife ka naam leke Trump ne usse promotion de diya hai! Aise wife goals milte hain kya? Aap bhi samajh rahe ho – ek taraf wife ko “smarter” bola, aur doosri taraf apne apne brain power ka bhi thoda sifti dikhaya. Trump ne toh JD ko practically keh diya, “Beta, tumhein toh aur thoda study karna hoga, samjhe?”